CALLER:
Is this Kiddies Cake?
ONE WORLD:
No sir. This is One World Cakes.
CALLER:
Oh, sorry. I must have dialed a wrong number.
ONE WORLD:
No sir. One World Cakes bought Kiddies Cakes a couple of months ago.
CALLER:
Ok. I would like to order for a cake.
ONE WORLD:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? Did you know me?
ONE WORLD:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 10 times you called you ordered 12 inches 2 steps vanilla and chocolate pink and white cake with a crown and Sophia the first character.
CALLER:
Ok! That’s what I want.
ONE WORLD:
May I suggest that this time you order a vegetarian cake with lettuce, spring onions and cabbage.
CALLER:
What!? My daughter is not a vegetarian and will definitely will not like the taste.
ONE WORLD:
You’re diabetic, and your sugar level is not good. You know it can be genetic, so the earlier you start taking care of your daughter, the better.
CALLER:
How the hell did you get to know all these?!
ONE WORLD:
Well, we cross-referenced your mobile phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 6 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but we do not want your rotten vegetable cake! I already take medication for my diabetes.
ONE WORLD:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 diabetes tablets at Medicine Store Network, 3 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
ONE WORLD:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
ONE WORLD:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
ONE WORLD:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
What the hell!
WORLD:
I’m sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, facebook, whatsapp and all the others. I’m going to an island without internet, cable tv, where there’s no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
ONE WORLD:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 3 months ago
CALLER:
Go to hell!
WORLD:
One more thing sir. From your data, you and your daughter will soon have fugitive status.
CALLER:
And what is the exact meaning of that insult!?
ONE WORLD:
It means you’re rebelling against the authority by refusing to go get the universal microchip.
CALLER:
We can’t have two marks. We already have the mark of Jesus Christ and that’s enough, you demon!
ONE WORLD:
You’re kindly advised to go with your daughter to the nearest Universal Identification center for your microchip. It’s voluntary now. Do not wait for the deadline.
CALLER:
And what happens if we don’t go get it till after the deadline!?
ONE WORLD:
You visit your nearest Universal Identification Center for your microchip, you report to the nearest police station, or we’ll come for you. Remember, we have the technology. There will be no place to hide.
CALLER:
You know what!? Go shove the mark up your as$, you and satan your employer!
We earnestly pray to be among those who will be raptured by Christ. May we never be around to fight to save ourselves with our own blood when Christ has already done that for us. Repent and be ye ready. Matthew 3:2.